10 Most Bizarre Looking Hat Designs

10 Most Bizarre Looking Hat Designs

I am sure that you have all seen women wearing all kinds of hats and those who haven’t can take a glance at the movie called “Sex and the City” and can treat their eyes with hats of all shapes and sizes worn by none other than our very own Sarah Jessica Parker who plays the role of Carrie Bradshaw in the movie. Hats make a very classy style statement and I am sure we all remember Princess Diana used to wear one very often, and if there ever was an elegant lady, she was it. On the other hand though, there are some people or rather designers who take pride in designing hats that really (and I mean really) make a statement. And they do not even care whether the statement is a fashion statement or a fashion disaster. I have searched and searched to come with some of the weirdest design of hats that women from all over the world choose to wear, not only to support the designer, No! They wear it as an actual accessory and feel quite proud of themselves. Feast your eyes as you read on to find just how weird people can be!

10. UGLY GOOSE-HAND HAT

One looks at this hat can disgust you enough to cause a weird sort of bowel movement. A question comes to my mind, who would ever, as in ever want to wear such a disaster of a thing over their head no matter how sunny it is. I would personally get caught dead wearing this and the cause of death might be utter embarrassment. I wonder what the designer was thinking when he designed this particular piece of crap (with all due respect). Who did he/she exactly have in mind? Voldemort’s wife perhaps?

9. WEIRD FLOWER HAT

Looking at the face of the woman supporting this piece of atrocity we can easily judge that she is utterly bewildered. She must be thanking God or who ever it is that she prays to that she doesn’t have a mirror in front of her face otherwise she might have vomited. The concept behind this hat (is it a hat? it barely covers her head? Isn’t the purpose of a hat to cover ones head? Well maybe not!) is totally un-understandable. It looks as if the designer wanted the wearer to appear as if a bush of wild flowers is growing on their head with what appears to be some sort of porcupinish structure at the very top. It is not even funny!

8. HORSE RACING HAT

So we have derby race fans that spend a lot of money betting against horses that race. Then we have fans who do not spend the money themselves but encourage other people to do so by lending them their own money. And then we have fans who do not actually take part in the whole betting stuff but are only there to cheer and stare. Then again, we have this whole set of other fans who would rather have a hat inspired entirely from the derby races, with the horses and the works, sitting right on top of their heads protecting them from the harmful UVs just to show how empty their skull is. Can some one please shed light on the purpose of such a hat. And does this mean that if someone is really fond a going to the washroom they should have a hat designed in its honor and wear it public? Well that is as much as I could understand. Feel free to shed more light on this please.

7. BLACK AND WHITE WEIRDNESS

The only words I have for this hat (judging by the expressions on the face of the proud wearer and what must be going inside her to bring on expressions such as these) are WHAT THE? And then I will kindly make one of my eyes go big and round and the other one goes small and round and I tilt my head and stare at it ( you know, that smiley with a small round eye and the big round eye). This is , for the lack of a better word, surreal!

6. THE ONE WITH TEA CUPS AND SPOONS

Oh hey girls, since you people did not have time to come over to my house for a cup of tea, I thought why shouldn’t i put the whole picnic basket up on my head and come over to you instead. What a bright, flashing idea now ain’t it? This is the max I could make out of this. Again the same question to the designer. Why would anyone want to buy a hat that looks like someone stuck all of the things on an evening tea-table onto it? Why would someone do that to themselves?

5. THE ANDROID HAT

I get the whole craze for android phones these day, the touch screen, the apps, the amazing cameras, the awesome sounds, totally worth it. I myself am a fan. But why in God’s name would you put a life-size, actually larger than life-size, toy of an android phone on your head? What do you want to say to the world that I am not rich enough to actually buy it but crazy enough to put it on my head?

4. THE BIKINI GIRL-GLOBE HAT

Either this designer is a huge fan of globes and awards like structures or he really likes bikini clad girls holding huge structures (pardon me!) or perhaps the combination of both. What ever it is, the designer of this hat sure has a rather morbid sense of style. Calling this hat a hat is such an insult to other hats that the Goose Hand Hat might actually wither of shame.

3. THE HAT WITH THE TOWER

The designer was like “So what that I have never visited the Leaning Tower is Pisa or the Eiffel Tower for that matter. What I will do to satiate my crazy sense of fashion is that I will design a hat that has a tower on top of it. That ought to do it, oh Yeah!”. This thought thus produced this hat. What more can I say? Tower hat anyone?

2. THE BLACK (UGLY) SWAN

If you like the black swan so much please go see them at the zoo or perhaps you can watch the movie with the same name, but we are warning you, DO NOT, we repeat DO NOT wear this hat or even come near it. It is not safe to be near such ugly things.

1. THE MARRIAGE HALL HAT

So this women sure does look like she is carrying a marriage canopy on top of head. Where ever she finds the right couple, she will put it there and the couple can tie the know underneath it. Wow! Now that is an idea. Seriously, looking at the picture above it seems that the hat might weigh so much more than the woman herself. Why in hell would she do this to herself? For the sake of fashion? Lady if this is fashion, then we give you the certificate to never ever adopt it! source

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